REALLY?

Today while listening to the radio in the car a commercial for Duracell batteries came on the air. It claimed that Santa used Duracell batteries for all the toys made in his workshop. Really? You're going to tell me that you know for sure Santa uses Duracell batteries? Can I see some sort of purchase order that was placed for said batteries? I would rather not have to take the company's word for this. And if Santa really does put Duracell batteries in all the toys then why would they need to advertise this time of year. We don't need to buy batteries because apparently Santa has already put them in the toys. I'm just sayin'. It's something to think about.