WHY SO NEEDY? .... BROTHER!

Okay, so for the past few years Hulk Hogan has been cashing in on the whole celebrity in reality t.v. thing. I get it. His wrestling career is over and he could use a few million dollars to go along with millions he already has. And probably more importantly he figures if that tool Joe Simpson can make both of his daughters famous through one of these shows, then surely he can do it as well. So earlier I was watching an episode (rerun) where Nick, Hulk's son, had started dating a girl. He was spending a lot of time with her ... naturally ... and the Hulk didn't like it. Now when the Hulk is "The Hulk" he is awesome. The guy puts on a hell of a production for his audience. But when he is playing Terry Hogan he is so freakin' needy. I thought he was going to cry because he wanted to go shoot guns with Nick and then at the last minute Nick said he was going to hang out with his girlfriend. It was a pretty pathetic display from Hulk. If you really want your son to go shoot guns with you then just say, "get your ass in this car BROTHER!" and go shoot guns. You're Hulk Hogan for Pete's sake.

Now here's the other side of this thing that I don't get. His son Nick is just dating a regular girl from his school. She's not ugly or anything ... but dude, your dad is Hulk Hogan. Do you realize how many smokin' hot chicks you could get by just hanging out with him? Think about it.

So Nick, get with it and use your brain a little. And Hulk, please try to regrow a pair and stop being such a baby.

Thanks.

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