A COUPLE THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO ON THE TRAIN

So I'm riding the train home lastnight from the Mavs game and experienced a few things that were very funny but are probably things you shouldn't really do when riding the DART train.

1) Please don't fart ... ever. But especially not when the doors are closed and the thing is so full that people are standing in the aisles. There's just no place for that stuff to go. It was awful. Everyone I was with was dying of laughter as we're trying our best to discreetly figure out who the cause of this awful smell was. We think it was the guy in front of me. This brings us to my next point ...

2) You probably shouldn't play loud music on your phone with iTunes and sing along. At first I thought the music was being piped in but then I saw the lady that was with the suspected farter holding her phone up and singing away. She sang the entire time she was on there. Mainly r&b with a little rap mixed in. Sometimes her farting husband would join in. This also made us all laugh a lot.

So in conclusion, it is obvious that both of these actions are very funny but I would probably suggest that you not do them on a regular basis when confined to such a small space with so many people. Just fyi.