CRAIG SANDWICH

Below I will provide you with a paraphrased conversation I was told about. It's in reference to a certain birthday party of mine that I may or may not write about in the near future. But for now, enjoy this piece of conversation from Julie and Jessica.

Julie: The other night a group went out for Craig's birthday. While we were dancing I told two slutty looking girls it was his birthday. They knew exactly what to do and proceeded to make a "Craig sandwich" on the dancefloor.

Jessica: That's really funny. What kind of bread was it?

Julie (without missing a beat): Ho-wheat!